Embroidered Vintage Cap — "How Idiot Can You Be???" Red Dad Hat

This washed-out, embroidered vintage cap carries attitude with a worn-in look that feels like it’s already part of your story. The distressed cotton twill softens with wear, while the bold, textured embroidery reads like a blunt one-liner for days when sarcasm speaks louder than words. Lightweight and low-profile, it sits comfortably low on the brow — easy to pull on for a quick errand, a road trip, or when you want to shut down small talk without saying much. The antique brass snap buckle lets you fine-tune the fit, and subtle variations in color mean each hat looks uniquely lived-in. Slip it on and let the cap do the talking: casual, irreverent, and unapologetically real.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with washed-out vintage effect
- 6-panel unstructured design with low profile and 6 sewn eyelets
- Embroidered front text with textured finish
- Adjustable metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Distressed, unique color variations — black sweatband for comfort

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.